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37 Funny Self-Love Quotes for the Insecure: Know Your Self-Worth

Loving yourself seems to be the hardest task. In today’s world of social media, shallow outside beauty is being put on a pedestal, which makes self-love more important than ever. But I know it’s hard. Sometimes, we simply don’t believe in ourselves. Other times, we’re too occupied with doubt and self-hatred, that we don’t have the energy or mental capacity to give ourselves a break.

What’s more, we sometimes think that loving ourselves is too egocentric. Too indulgent, too arrogant, and too selfish.

Well, this has to stop. After all, loving yourself and hating yourself is equally self-centered. It’s your choice what you’ll choose to occupy your thoughts with.

If you need a little help on the road to self-love and self-acceptance, check out these funny self-love quotes. Laugh a little while you boost your own spirit. After all, if you won’t do it, who will?

37 Funny Self-Love Quotes to Inspire You Love Yourself, Even When You Think You aren’t Worth it

Funny Self-Love Quotes to Boost Your Spirits

#1. “If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?” — RuPaul Charles

#2. “You want to change your life? Change the way you think.” —  Unknown

#3. “The bags under my eyes are Prada.” —  Unknown

#4. “In a society that profits from your self-doubt, loving yourself is a rebellious act.” —  Unknown

#5. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” —  Robert Bloch

#6. “Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It’s sanity.” – Andre Gide

#7. “Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.” —  A. A. Milne

#8. “The road to success is always under construction.” —  Unknown

#9. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” —  George Carlin

#10. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” —  Unknown

Funny Self-Love Quotes About Not Letting Others Bring You Down

#11. “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”  —  Roger Staubach

#12. “Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.” —  Tina Fey

#13. “When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.” —  Barney Stinson

#14. “Life is too short to waste any amount of time on wondering what other people think about you. In the first place, if they had better things going on in their lives, they wouldn’t have the time to sit around and talk about you. What’s important to me is not others’ opinions of me, but what’s important to me is my opinion of myself.”  — C. JoyBell C.

#15. “I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art.” — Madonna

#16. “If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your thing, then you deserve it.” —  Frank Zappa

#17. “Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.” —  Jennifer Elisabeth

#18. “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” — Harvey Specter

Funny Self-Love Quotes About Acceptance

#19. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” —  Charles M. Schulz

#20. “The most terrifying thing is to accept oneself completely.” — C.G. Jung

#21. “Don’t doubt yourself, that’s what haters are for.”  — Turcois Ominek

#22. “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” — Ellen DeGeneres

#23.“I am a queen because I know how to govern myself.” — Lailah Gifty Akita

#24. “I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.” — Johnny Depp

#25. “You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens.” — Louise L. Hay

#26. “Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.” — Louis C.K.

#27. “Whatever paths you choose, someone will hate you. Only be certain that someone is not you.”  — S.D. Simper

Funny Self-Love Quotes About Being Yourself

#28. “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”  — Jim Henson

#29. “Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.” — Shannon L. Alder

#30. “You were born to be real, not to be perfect.” — Unknown

#31. “Weird is a side-effect of awesome.” — Unknown

#32. “I am beautiful and if you try to tell me otherwise I will pee on all your things.” — Unknown

#33. “Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.” — Unknown

#34. “Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.” — Coco Chanel

#35. “Did your mom ever tell you, ‘If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything’? She was right–and talking nicely also applies when you’re talking to yourself, even inside your head.” — Victoria Moran

#36. “If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.” — Unknown

#37. “Ever loved someone so much, you would do anything for them? Yeah, well make that someone yourself and do whatever the hell you want.” — Harvey Specter


We all deserve love. However, we have to give it to ourselves and learn to accept it before we can get it somewhere else. So if you’re looking for someone to love and cherish, why not start with yourself, and why not start today like drinking a cup of fresh coffee from Coffee-Statistics to make yourself fill with love.

Put yourself at the top of your to-do list every day. If you’re thinking that too much time will go on this new self-loving quest, ask yourself — aren’t you worth it? Because you are. Self-love should be your top priority in life because it can save you a whole lot of pain in the future. So face yourself, accept yourself, and love yourself.

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